I really don’t hate Rabbids! I just thought the idea of them invading every Nintendo game is amusing. Plus, Samus returns and that makes me a happy duck IF I was a duck.
-Trevor
The New Batch
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Feeling Forced
Sonic Mania was really great, really really great. Felt like old Sonic again.
But I don’t know, I have a looming sense of dread about Sonic Forces…..
-Isaac
The Low Talker
I am in no way saying that Mario and Rabbids is a bad game… I just don’t know what drunken NIntendo exec got talked into combining one of the most beloved franchises with… another, uh, monumentally less revered franchise.
-Trevor
Streets of Slightly Angry
Everybody should get Sonic Mania and remind Sega that we REALLY liked them during the 16-bit era. It’d be really nice if they acknowledged their other brands from back then. Youtubers still tell stories by the campfire about the sacred Streets of Rage 2.
-Trevor
THINKSCALPER.COM
Shout out to everyone who got a SNES Classic!
And by shout out I mean I hate you and I am shouting out my general disgust in your direction ya lucky jerks!
-Isaac
Back to the basics.
I hope everyone is enjoying Sonic Mania. Now, Sega, can we talk about some Streets of Rage Mania?
-Trevor
Grim Chances
Metal dinosaurs will always be the dinobots. Playing Horizon: Zero Dawn just makes me think of them. That’s all.
-Trevor
Better Than Ink Ribbons
Some games have very unique save systems. If this system were true, I would never lose much progress in life.
-Trevor
OverZellous
Apparently this dancing hot dog is a thing on snapchat. Well, snapchatting is something I don’t do so I know nothing about it. What I do know is that where there is hot dog, there is Zell.
-Trevor
Kingdom Hearts of Mars
Disney has a massive number of movies to make worlds from in Kingdom Hearts. Toy Story is nothing- bring on the real money makers!
-Trevor