E3 2017
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Infinite Round Time
This has nothing to do with anything right now.
-Trevor
E3 Promises
How did the big 3 do on their E3 promises last year? On a business level, I guess alright. On a personal level, they fail.
-Trevor
Family Traditions
E3 always has some exciting new things, but there’s also the excitement of seeing an update to a game that you thought would never come out. Square Enix has this odd faith that Tetsuya Nomura can still produce a game, but we all know after he does some designs for 10 years, Square Enix will pass those games off to a director that actually does something and then it’s only a quick 3 year wait from there!
-Trevor
Something’s fishy here
Sorry Mipha, but the game isn’t called “Legend of Mipha: Fish Breath.” Maybe in another world.
-Trevor
Self Aware
Many years ago, Bruce Willis starred in a PS1 game called Apocalypse. It was about him fighting the Mavel villain Apocalypse with the help of the 4 horseman and horsewoman of the Apocalypse. Well finally, Darksiders 3 is continuing that story line!
-Trevor
May the 4th be yadda yadda
Maybe you think the whole May the 4th be with you is dumb. But, don’t turn around and act like you support puns and then hate on this. You can’t have it both ways.
-Trevor
Ready Korok your world!
I see them everywhere- trees, rocks, more trees, other rocks. Real life is a lot less magical with no Koroks.
-Trevor
NES Multipass
Why did Nintendo stop manufacturing money, uh, I mean NES Classic? Three things will come of this- resellers are going to make bank, Nintendo is missing a giant opportunity to hook in non gamers with a gaming product, and finally, the SNES Classic is going to be ridiculously hard to find.
-Trevor
Masters of the Galaxy
For some reason the Angarans in Mass Effect Andromeda remind me of toys from 1980s. Lion-O and He-man in particular. It’s not wonder they can’t defeat the Kett since they have only 5 points of articulation.
-Trevor