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Unless worn by Kurt Russell, Santa outfits won’t protect you from extreme temperatures.
-Trevor
A Saria Christmas
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Namingway
You know all those people who use dick jokes for their gamer name instead of their real names? Well they aren’t as dumb as you might think.
-Isaac
2017 Game of the Year
I found a rock!
High brow comedy for the masses.
-Isaac
Something’s fishy here
Sorry Mipha, but the game isn’t called “Legend of Mipha: Fish Breath.” Maybe in another world.
-Trevor
Ready Korok your world!
I see them everywhere- trees, rocks, more trees, other rocks. Real life is a lot less magical with no Koroks.
-Trevor
Navi Advice
In Mass Effect Andromeda, you have a helpful AI who seems like he really wants you to always be doing exciting, important stuff. I like to make I scan everything and talk to everyone. We disagree on this.
-Trevor
Your Fi is too high.
Breath of the Wild is a breath of fresh air for the series. Unlike Skyward Sword: Link Interrupted, you do what you want, when you want and how you want it. It’s Burger King, only I care.
-Trevor
Ruby or not Ruby
MOST Zelda dungeons feature power ups that just happen to be needed to beat the boss of said dungeon. Who planned that? The Ganon from the games? Nah, has to be the cartoon Ganon.
-Trevor
Nintendon’t Direct
I know they said it was 3DS, and they always stick to their word. But I had hope, maybe, just maybe we’d get a surprise.
Come on already, just show us something! We know you have the system, its 6 months until the rumored launch. Please stop holding out on us!
-Isaac