Apparently Australia already has the game officially. That’s the difference between US and Australia- in the US we would have had the game beaten within 2 hours with reviews and spoilers online even if the game takes 50 hours. In Australia, they can’t do that because Koala bears eat the copies before they can finish it. That’s the only difference.
I was going to make a comic about how long the FFVII remake will take, but I instead focused on the scene where Cloud goes way out of his way to be chosen by a slum lord for a night of pleasure.