Apparently Australia already has the game officially. That’s the difference between US and Australia- in the US we would have had the game beaten within 2 hours with reviews and spoilers online even if the game takes 50 hours. In Australia, they can’t do that because Koala bears eat the copies before they can finish it. That’s the only difference.
When I was a kid, I had to choose which system I got because there was no way my parents were going to buy me two. I guess a lot of kids were like that. Unfortunately, this mentality stuck with people as adults who are perfectly capable of eventually having both systems.
Did you know that you can wipe your butt with other things besides toilet paper? It’s true!
Toilet paper jokes might already be overdone, but oh well.
I’m happy for the Sonic movie- it went on a crazy journey in production and beat the odds to become a video game based movie that people actually like. It gives me hope for the long awaited, live-action Aero the Acrobat movie with Mike Meyers!
Carbuncle looks weird. Just ask the internet! But I think you have to buy a special edition to even get the little bugger, so, you know, just like the original FF7.
This obviously mirrors the real-world event of when President Obama wore Mom jeans and somehow wasn’t impeached.
We all know that Fry from Futurama was meant to be the main protagonist in Death Stranding. Too bad he was too expensive.
This is the 6th comic for January 2020. Yes, January 2020 is officially purgatory.
-Trevor